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All I ever wanted was to be woken up by your car alarm.

Posted 09-11-2012 at 04:03 PM by Skele-bones_F!

No really, the sound of your car alarm going off six..sometimes seven times a day is truly a comforting sound. I especially like when it goes off at 1:00am...and then again at 5:00am. THANK YOU so much! Usually after the worst day of my life, it's the first and [I]only[/I] sound that I want to hear. I shouldn't be sleeping anyways as we all know that sleep is for the weak.

My dogs would also like to thank you. As if having her entire life uprooted and moved to a strange new place after i rescued her isn't traumatizing enough, she gets to listen to the piercing sound of your pride and joy telling the world that the wind has blown. It's alright though, since you've got me up so early, I have plenty of time to try to coax her out from underneath the bed before I leave for my daily errand runn to experience the next worst day of my life.

I understand that protecting your belongings is important to you, but you're the f*cking rudest person I've never met. If you don't fix that sh*t I'm going to do enough damage to get at least a full month of peace and quiet while it's in the shop.
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    Introduce the car to mr.house brick!
    Posted 09-11-2012 at 09:55 PM by Rufio Rufio is offline
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    im about to
    Posted 09-11-2012 at 10:48 PM by Skele-bones_F! Skele-bones_F! is offline
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    Forget house brick, go full on cinderblock and tire slashing! :lol:
    Posted 09-12-2012 at 02:38 AM by LoopyPanda LoopyPanda is offline
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    i already did that loop i sniped his tires and the computer compartment under the hood with my hunting rifle... silenced and im lovin it
    Posted 09-12-2012 at 08:45 PM by Skele-bones_F! Skele-bones_F! is offline

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