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A quick guide on how to bathe a cat:

Posted 07-21-2009 at 12:30 PM by Silent Assassin.

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1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.(You may consider this step optional.)
2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo.
3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
4. Sit on lid. Cat's efforts to free itself will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions.
5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. NOTE: Hold securly to leash attached to cat in toilet.
6. Leap off toilet seat, dash...
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Forever never..

Posted 07-21-2009 at 05:40 AM by animeluver2003

To leave you is what i fear..
To be without you brings me tears..
Knowing what is unfortuantly right
And
What is unbearably wrong..
To leave everything as be..
To Give up on you and me..
I know it is the best thing..
But why must it be the hardest thing..
To leave my love left on the ground..
Cause now i've finally realized you will never come around...
(Good-Bye)
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20 july 2009

Posted 07-20-2009 at 09:43 PM by Silent Assassin.

[COLOR=YellowGreen][SIZE=5][FONT=Book Antiqua][B][I]Today I was sitting on my lazy butt all day playing Burnout : Paradise (Ultimate Editon) lol..

Then I came here to this magnificent sanctuary and posted my butt off again lol.. :D hehe wanna RPG [/I][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]
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A few ways to annoy people :D

Posted 07-20-2009 at 09:16 AM by Cadian134
Updated 07-20-2009 at 09:18 AM by Cadian134

1. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

2. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

4. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

5. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
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19th July The day after the afternoon before.

Posted 07-19-2009 at 11:44 PM by Saber (Saber's Diary. The life of a City Warrior)

Well, I was okay this morning, all bright and breezy. Then I noticed it was blowing a gale as the washing line was jumping up and down. Also the shed belonging to my neighbour was nearly taking off and rattling like hell. I asked him to secure it down and he said he would do it tomorrow as he was ill.
Well that meant I had to listen to the racket all day and even turning the TV up and putting cotton wool in my ears didnt work very well.Iwanted to sleep!

I decided to call my...
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